No, I'm not dead..

nor am I in Houston.

That job fell through and the DH didn't get another offer until May of this year. Unemployment was nice but its been over awhile.

Lots of other changes...have some other POV due to friends' marriages imploding...other bloggers being outed..

It's been busy

All of a sudden DH got a new job! Yes!

We have to move to Texas! Boo (nothing against Texas but I like Florida)

DH is leaving at the end of this week to start. Boo!

I'll be left alone with some porn and my expensive rabbit. Yes! (nothing like the occasinal bout of self love)

But first, we have to put down our large geriatric dog since DH won't be here to carry her out of the house to do her business and she now wets herself in her sleep. Double Boo!

I probably will be writing more sporadically until the end of October when we'll all be settled in our new state.

Anyone know what strip club rules are in Texas?

Reverse Cowgirl - The Anal Version

rocks.

That's all!

TMI Tuesday # 201

1. Do you have "your" side of the bed? Which side?
Right...even when we're at hotels. When DH traveled so much for business he'd come home and find the left side covered in books :)

2. How old is your pillow and what condition is it in?
I use two of them and they only last or year or so before my inner JAP comes out and demands new ones.

3. What is your favorite position to sleep in?
Always go to sleep on my left side.

4. How often do you change your sheets?
At least once a week. Spunk skid marks can get yucky very fast. Next day after a fun anal session.

5. What helps you fall asleep when insomnia strikes?
If you know, let me know. Saturday night I couldn't go to sleep till 5AM

6. Does sex make you sleepy or energized?
Energized. But DH is of the roll over and snor variety. Often I wait till he's asleep then I go into the other room and read.


7. What is the minimum amount of sleep that you need to be functional the next day.
5 hours...don't need much.

What do you think about?

Or do you even think during sex?

Being in the moment is something that I personally struggle with both in and out of bed. I'm better...believe me. I spent the first part of my life worrying and planning for tomorrow while ignoring what was right in front of me.

While working in Europe it translated into worrying about my next trip home instead of enjoying my pub time. In bed it was just my mind racing ahead about what was next. There were times when I could be in the moment..but not often.

Even now I have trouble if we're having more vanilla sex. If we're doing PSE stuff like role playing, anal, or if I'm giving what we call the special BJ, I can be there and feel really connected. But often if its just the before sleep daily sex...my mind wanders and I start daydreaming about other things.

Like....

there is another woman in bed with us and I'm watching DH with her
or
DH is watching her and me
or
I'm being ravished by some fantasy person...like a hero from one of my stories.

Is this bad? Am I denying DH some sort of connection when I do this?

Hand To God...

everything I'm about to write is true.

Since its so ungodly hot out here in the Sunshine State, park days with the home*school group have been avoided during the summer. There are those of us that still get together at indoor places so the kids can play and we can chat.

Our favorite place?
Charles E. Fromage (ie Chucky.E.Cheese)

Why?

They serve beer.


So we were there were four moms and my DH there today. Tons of kids...seems like every daycare and summer camp was there having an end of summer party so we sat way in the back in an alcove away from some of the chaos.

One of the moms is having a milestone birthday next month so we were planning what to do to celebrate. The consensus (we let the birthday girl have some say) is that we're renting a limo (with a pole and bar), my DH gets to be the token guy that will allow us into the two totally nude clubs (but he has to wear a collar), and then end at our favorite gay bar.

We decided this while sitting at our 'park day' at the cheesy rodent.

I love my home*school group.

(munged to keep innocent minds away)

True Blood is messing with my sex life

Any of you watch True Blood? It's one of my favorite shows on right now. DH got interested in it before Season 2 started so we went back and watched all of Season 1 in a one week kids-are-in-bed marathon.

In case you haven't seen it, there are several scenes that are very sexual explicit..topless Anna Paquin is a sight that should make anyone, male or not, sexual aroused.

Anyway...last weeks episode had some very adult scenes including an orgy. But it wasn't a *hot* orgy..it was pretty creepy. Post True Blood sex that night...and DH couldn't climax...could barely keep an erection. In the 20 years we've been together this has NEVER happened. I asked what the problem was...and DH said he couldn't keep that night's orgy scene from his mind and it made it difficult for him.

I actually thought about not watching last night's episode but DH was waiting for so we did. Nothing too bad...but during another Anna topless scene (which DH used to drool over) he kept making squishy face. "you don't think *she* is hot?" I asked.

"She's in bed with a vampire. No"

I turned it off right there....HBO ain't gonna be messing with my sex life anymore. Just like I declare some shows offlimits to my kids...I now declare True Blood off limits to hubby.

Suck it, HBO!