Mission Accomplished

I may not trust DH at work but I do trust him at the new strip club.

The other day, after work, I sent DH out on a very important scouting trip...to the new nude strip club in town. The mission directive was very explicit: rate girls, get two private dances, find out if its couples friendly, and if I would think its a total skank place.

Yes, I'm fussy about strip clubs...they are NOT created equal.

His budget: $100

DH went right after work as we both prefer to have one on one defense when it comes to the kids bedtimes. He spent one hour and had 10 left over.

Verdict? Girls do ANYTHING pretty much. The noon to 7 crew was a little skinny for his taste (we both like a little junk in the trunk and something B cup or higher. This club is totally nude.

His first dancer gave him the GFE stripper experience. Before the dance she was nibbling on his ear, running her fingers through his hair...DH was loving it. In the private room, DH (being the perfect gentleman that he is) asked what the rules were about touching...Dancer one took one of his hands, put it on her ass...and DH's other hand on her tit. My husband, his faults myriad, is not stupid and realized he could touch pretty much anything. As he rubbed her ass, tits, thighs...the dancer rubbed all over him and even used her hand to check and see if DH was having a good time (through his pants!)

Second dancer was perhaps more interesting but less fulfilling according to DH. After DH coaxed her away from her video game (I found the video game thing hot!) she took off her clothes and then put her crotch inches away from his face. Didn't rub him all that much...and she had a piercing. DH says she pretty much wanted him to go down on her...and what turned DH on was imagining me getting that kind of invitation. DH just rubbed his cheek and hands around the area but didn't go down on her (did I mention we're both germophobes) because he didn't want to come home with a raging case of herpes.

So...the idea is to get a babysitter and go back together one evening...should be fun..and I might get my girl :)